So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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