What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
