Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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