Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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