So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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