when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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