Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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