dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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