at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's Friday. Sex?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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