you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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