real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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