Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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