I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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