Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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