I want to make a zoo with you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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