so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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