just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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