I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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