hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Randomize
