He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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