Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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