I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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