I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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