You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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