she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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