You're so nebulous sometimes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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