we're blogging at a bar
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
