i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
