I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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