You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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