I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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