My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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