May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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