let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Brb crying the tears of my youth
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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