You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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