Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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