You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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