I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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