He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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