another moral hangover. fuck.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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