I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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