Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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