Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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