Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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