So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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