whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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