it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
