Pappa wants mamma naked
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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