ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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