I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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