I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
