can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
