Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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